Rock 1: Where are you?

Rock 2: I’m in a box.

Rock 1: How do you know?

Rock 2: I can feel the edges.

Rock 2: And I can see through the edges.

Rock 1: What can you see?

Rock 2: The edges of another box.

Rock 1: Oh.

Rock 2: And I’m strapped in.

Rock 1: Why?

Rock 2: So I don’t move, so I don’t get moved.

Rock 1: Why would you move?

Rock 2: I don't think I would.

Rock 1: Why would you get moved?

Rock 2: It’s nice being able to move things isn’t it.